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Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day!

 

We all love our dads, but sometimes their attempts at humor are funnier than their actual jokes. In celebration of Father's Day, and all the dads who try their best to make us laugh, we've listed some of our favorite dad jokes!

 

"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

 

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

 

"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

 

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

 

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

 

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

 

"This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."

 

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

 

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

 

"Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!"

 

"I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless."

 

"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."

 

"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."

 

"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

 

Alright folks, that’s all for now! We hope this provides some knee-slappin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ ammunition for the guy who always puts a smile on your face this Father’s Day. 

 

P.S. If you have any good dad jokes for us, please comment below!

 

Happy Father's Day!

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